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The European 

"The European" is a move, most commonly used by women, where they look a person from head to toe, and back. It is a move that would be used by the likes of Regina George.
Did you see how she gave me the European? What a snobby little brat.
The European by Dragon of Spry Wisdom February 24, 2019

The European Wank 

While playing “Europe’s” the final countdown, masturbate profusely taking yourself close to the point of orgasm. Call out in your loudest voice for the highest person in power to see you immediately. The goal being to achieve orgasm before said person arrives
I took The European wank at work today and blew on my bosses pants

THE EUROPEAN LAD 

The EUROPEAN LAD Is a loser troll account on twitter who supports ajax and keeps crying about irrelevant things.
he is a messi fan and always hates ronaldo.
THE EUROPEAN LAD IS SO DUMB.
THE EUROPEAN LAD by LIcha1234 November 6, 2022

The European plug socket 

Simultaneously wetting two fingers and jabbing them in both the anus and the vagina at the same time.
Oi John guess what i did last night?
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!
The European plug socket by Mbiggs19 February 14, 2023

The European treasure hunt

When you insert a singular anal bead as far up as you can into ones anus. And you let it sit for a day up there. Then you dig through what ever is up there to search for the treasure you planted
Hey babe do you want to do The European treasure hunt tonight

the north european meatball 

A sexual experience involving oral sex and an icecube. The man lays down on the bed, and the woman starts licking his balls. After some sucking, the woman takes an icecube out and buries it in the mans ballsack. At this point the man would fell a cold pain. After some minutes, take the icecube away, and start licking his balls.
Person A: Hey honey! wonna have fun tonight?
Person B: Sure!
Person A: Lets try out the north european meatball
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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