The Colombian
Dave: "So did you end up getting that coke last night?"
Paul: "Yeah and I am going try to give Susan the Colombian."
Paul: "Yeah and I am going try to give Susan the Colombian."
The Colombian by ts eliott November 2, 2014
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The Colombian Drug Lord
When a girl queefs while you're eating her out, and you quickly form a straw with your hands around her vagina-hole and snort her queef.
Guy A: "So I was like, going down on this girl, right? And then when she came, she like totally queefed. It's alright, though, I just did The Colombian Drug Lord."
Guy B: "What the fuck?!"
Guy B: "What the fuck?!"
The Colombian Drug Lord by Dale Diving March 23, 2013
The Colombian Shuffle
Changing holes back and forth between the pink and the stink- and repeating excessively without washing or breaks in between the change up.
Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.
Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.
The Colombian Shuffle by Escort Services Rock May 28, 2024
The Colombian Panther
The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows
When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.
When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.
Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”
The Colombian Panther by TrippyCarb0n January 19, 2025
The Columbia
The spacecraft that crashed on Jan. 30, 2003. There were seven people on boarda nd because I'm from Texas everyone is still making a big deal out of this.
The Columbia by Anonymous June 29, 2003
The Columbian Clam Chowder
When you are performing oral sex on a womens mouth so hard that she throws up on your cock, when this has been done you now need to shuve it in her vagina, Yummy.
So last night Me and Sam were fucking your mom, and she threw up all over my cock, so what did I do?!? I pulled The Columbian Clam Chowder on her ass. Oh yeah night of my life, plus i hate niggers.
The Columbian Clam Chowder by KyleAndSam September 27, 2009
the columbian beanpicker
when you are in a fight, the opponent tries to kick you and you grab their leg, you then take your thumb and your index finger and "pick" off their tesicles like beans.
Ted: So Jack how did you do in that fight with Timmy.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.
the columbian beanpicker by Travis Tackett June 17, 2008
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