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when you fart between a chicks boobs and they make a motor noise. (similar to motorboating.)
So my girlfriend fell asleep during sex yesterday and I gave her the alabama steamboat.
by Travis Tackett July 12, 2008

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a dumbass person; one who knows nothing.
Zach is a total eartwat.
by Travis Tackett June 10, 2008

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when you are in a fight, the opponent tries to kick you and you grab their leg, you then take your thumb and your index finger and "pick" off their tesicles like beans.
Ted: So Jack how did you do in that fight with Timmy.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.
by Travis Tackett June 10, 2008

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