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1. A Burner , Pistol , Handgun , Firearm
2. sometimes refers to an ass whoopin

3. to Get Clacked Up
As in Caliber ie. 45 caliber or 50 caliber . or " I'm gonna put the cal on you
The Cal by Brass City Brawler August 5, 2009

The Nor Cal Inversion 

The phenomenon that randomly and inexplicably occurs on Northern California freeways causing the inversion of the fast lanes and the slow lanes. At any given time, the fastest lane may suddenly shift from the far left lane to the far right lane, resulting in an extremely counter-intuitive traffic flow.
Friend #1:"Hey man, how did you get back from Tahoe so fast?"

Friend #2:"Well I rode the Nor Cal Inversion on the 80 the whole way back. Also, I wasn't driving a Snubaru."

Cal the dragon

Autistic 22 year old goalkeeper
Cal the dragon was shit in the charity match but my fucking god he is leng

don't pick up the .50 cal

in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare online, it is bad luck to pick up a barett .50 caliber sniper rifle. the gun must be picked up from the dead body of another player for it to be bad luck. statistics show that once the player has the .50 cal in his/her possesion, they will be kiled within the minute
john:dude i found a .50 cal up here time to pone some poon

joe:don't pick up the .50 cal!

(john gets plugged)

Cal the Stoner 

Cal the Stoner is an Australian stonemason turned sculptor and inventor of the sculptural technique Intricarved. Cal the Stoner sculpts from his open-air sculpture studio in the South Australian desert opal mining town of Andamooka.
Cal the Stoner is an artisan stonemason and inventor of sculptural technique Intricarved.
Cal the Stoner by Stealing Pallets November 1, 2023

The Jamie Barrett 50 cal 

When youre having sex with a woman, ejaculate inside her and the sheer power of your spunk leads to it coming out of her mouth, spraying onto your face.
Last night me gyal shagga hard me ting turn The Jamie Barrett 50 cal pon de face dem der.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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