A school filled with assholes, memes, a couple of cute girls and a bunch of other girls that are ugly as hell but think they are pretty enough to fuck. Some of the teachers are assholes but the rest are cool.
Guy 1: Are you going to caliber?
Guy 2: NO YOU FAT FUCKING MEME
by Ass o holick August 2, 2018
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A person who cares about other people but doesn’t understand certain things you say. He could be someone who makes you feel like your perfect or someone who makes you feel like you’re very imperfect. He loves to protect the ones he loves and just ignore the ones he doesn’t. It’s either he loves you or he doesn’t there’s no in between. Sometimes he will believe the ones who he’s known the longest but other times it’s the one he knows who’s telling the truth. Sometimes he will walk with you through thick or thin or he will just leave you behind. Sometimes he will understand you but other times It’s like you won’t be talking to anyone. Sometimes he’s caring other times he can be a bit rude. He might not walk with you or go places with you but he’s sometimes there. When you’re feeling left out he will sometimes include you in or exclude you. Don’t try to tell you feelings to him or he won’t understand it but some do understand it. Don’t expect him to tell you he loves you all the time because that’s not always the case. You have to be patient with him or else your friendship/relationship will go downhill really quick. He won’t kiss you unless he really really really really wants to. If you try to kiss him too early then he will turn the kiss down and not talk to you for a while. He’s a lot of work and you have to help him be a good person. Overall Calib’s are pretty cool.
Female: I heard that Calib is ALOT of work how do you do it?

Other female: It takes a whole lot of patience.
by Very special person February 27, 2019
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Is an excellent finger painter who likes to get his tan on, don’t allow him around your family members though, especially your sister.
Michael: “is that Calib? The poes over there

Matthew: “ yeah, that’s the goffel naai
by Goblin boy April 22, 2019
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Station wagon driven mostly by the elderly although it is also a top choice among a small sect of people who want to go fast but can not aford the type of car which can actually go fast. This small group of people may modify the station wagon by adding cheap nock-off after market parts and detailing the past with colored sharpies.
That dodge caliber a nice car for such an old lady.

Look at that idiot, he thinks that dodge caliber is a sports car...
by 6299100* December 26, 2016
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.50 caliber rifle=effective and accurate over 1000 yards and very powerful. Can penetrate concrete and 1 inch plate sleel. Primarily used in competition and military and police applications. Rifle weighs 25-35 pounds, and is available in single, bolt, and semi-auto. The belt-fed .50 cal auto can be mounted to vehicles, ships, and war-planes. The cheapest .50 cal is around $3,000.00 (US) and is single shot only. Must be fired with a bi-pod or benchrest from the shoulder.

.50 caliber black powder=slow and good to about 100 yards, comparable to a 12 gauge slug. Can kill most medium to large game. Loaded from the muzzle; the primer, powder and bullet (sabot), are loaded one at a time. Primarily used for hunting. This weapon is available for under $200.00 (US).

.50 AE=handgun cartridge for the Desert Eagle semi-auto, camparable to the .44magnum, maybe good to 50yards. A little too much recoil to get an effective follow-up shot for personal defense. Too heavy and large to conceal. A "look what kind of gun I have" gun. Not very pratical for any application, except show and tell. You can get a Desert Eagle for around $1,100.00 (US), the gold tiger-striped DE goes for $1,800 (US). Magnum Research.

.500=the largest caliber REVOLVER available, with a scope, this handgun can be accurate to over 250 yards. Primarily used for hunting and protection in the wild. Available in stainless only, prices start at $800.00 (US)on up. Taurus and Smith & Wesson.
Jerry was having the time of his life when he got to shoot the .50 at the range.

Steve was pissed when he missed the buck of his life when he missed with his .50 caliber black powder.

I'll know that I have made it when I can blow $1,500 on a DE .50AE show gun.

The bear was pissed and chased me until I opened up his chest cavity with 6 shots from my .500.
by wibruk July 16, 2006
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A firearm capable of decapitating an elephant with one shot.
Chuck Norris keeps a .99 caliber... INSIDE HIS REAL GUN.
by we found a problem October 12, 2007
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