texturb

1. To disturb someone with texts.

2. Sending texts to someone when they are busy or having downtime such as vacation.

All my boss does is texturb me the entire weekend!

I need to put my phone on do not texturb while I am teaching class.

I didn't send Alisa any texts this weekend because I didn't want to texturb her while she was grieving a loss.

by anonymous June 7, 2021

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

texturbed

when you are very disturbed by the content of a text message

*girl receives text message from ugly guy*:
"hey babe wanna come over and bang?"

*girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"

by Lizbrez January 26, 2009

Texturd

When your friend or enemy texts you a picture of their new, freshly-laid poo that they are overly proud of--like a brand new baby.

"That jackass texturded me after he ate nothing but corn and beans the night before. Christ, it was like an 18 inch Baby Ruth bar!"

"Really Luke?! You woke me up at 3am to shit share a picture of that corn laiden turd?!"

by apkitz April 18, 2010

Texturbation

The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.

I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.

by Noshedint March 15, 2018

texterbator

A person who continuously and chronicly texts, overiding the activity they were involved in with a group of people or friends.

(While engaged in a game of pool)
Dammit Eli! Its your turn! Quite being such a texterbator and take your shot!

by NaTe AmNioTiC January 4, 2009

Texturism

The idea that only black women with hair that is loose or has well-defined curls (3A, 3B, and 3C hair) are beautiful.

“Because of texturism in the media, it’s rare to see women with coily hair presented as beautiful to the public.”

by •Miya_is_the_name• September 6, 2021