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textorist 

One who terrorizes another by sending a massive number of texts to his victim with the sole intent to (a) use up their free texts (if they are such a gignoramus as to not have unlimited texting; or (b) to simply overload their phone and time to delete all the nonsensical texts.
Jane is a real textorist! She texted me 653 times from jail thanking me for not bailing her out. I blew my free texts and my "delete" key! Ugh!!
textorist by Iamnotone May 4, 2010
Pneumonic devices or shortening of words into text form such as LOL, OMG, TTYL, L8R, H8, luv, ect.
I hate the textism LOL people use it to much, whatever happened to LMAO or ROFL
Textism by allicov August 3, 2010

Textorcism 

An exorcism via text.
A textorcism.

Textorising 

person 1 He is terrorising me in these texts = [person 2 He's so textorising you!
Textorising by victoriann August 26, 2010

Domestic Textorrism 

When you terrorize an individual via texting them relentlessly, especially after they've asked you not to.

Like the old Pat Benatar song, "Stop Using Texts As A Weapon!" ... only you don't because you're just getting started.
Domestic Textorrism as it's finest:

Bob: 12:00 "I'M DONE! DON'T EVER TEXT ME AGAIN!"
Tammy: 12:01 "Text."
Tammy: 12:02 "Text."
Tammy: 12:03 "Text."
Bob: 12:04 "I Will Shoot Myself In The Phone If You Text Me Again I Swear To Gawd! Now Stop Texting Me!"
Tammy: 12:05 "Text."
Domestic Textorrism by Tam I am July 22, 2011

Texturing 

(tekst'cher-ing)
1. The exposition of a given subject delivered elaborately via text message as for the purpose of instruction or discipline.
2. To deliver a lecture to someone, via text.

v.intr. To deliver a lecture via text or a series of lectures through text messaging.

v. tex·tured, tex·tur·ing, tex·tures
Why do you insist on texturing me about peer pressure everytime I go to a party!?

If everything is ok then why are you texturing me?
Texturing by TYLERMAN22 November 12, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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