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texterbating 

verb: The act of surreptitiosly texting under a table with one hand.
My students thought they were getting away with something because they were texterbating their friends during class.
texterbating by Justin Jensen April 23, 2006
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texterbation 

excessive text messaging with reference to sexual activity
I like texterbation with you baby
texterbation by diana gibson July 19, 2004

texterbating 

verb -

texting (such as on a cellular phone) continually while in the company of others, ignoring said company.
I went home on winter break to see my family, and my little sister was just texterbating the whole time. I barely got to talking to her.
texterbating by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

texterbate 

verb -

to text (as on a cellular phone) while in the company of others, ignoring all else.
I thought about asking my friend Tom to go to the movies with us, but I knew he'd just sit next to me and texterbate the whole time.
texterbate by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

Texterbating 

To text yourself
I was trying to fit in by texting but my classmates caught on that I was texterbating...now I really don't have any friends...
Texterbating by PharmD13 July 10, 2010

Texterbating 

texting Girl: Oh OH!!!
texting GUY: AGH IM CUMMING

(GUY starts texterbating in real life)
Texterbating by ild94 April 5, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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