LML

love my life

OMG he told me he's in love with me...ahhh LML!!!

by lizbrez January 27, 2009

OMFL

oh my fucking lord!!!

(kinda like omfg)

*usually said ecstatically!

OMFL I won the contest!! OMFL OMFL!!! :D

by Lizbrez January 27, 2009

sexomfortable

Sexually Comfortable

The girls were completely straight but showered together because they were sexomfortable

by Lizbrez January 23, 2009

texturbed

when you are very disturbed by the content of a text message

*girl receives text message from ugly guy*:
"hey babe wanna come over and bang?"

*girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"

by Lizbrez January 27, 2009

hoe-mance

the female version of a bro-mance.
when two girls are comfortable enough with eachother to the point that they are nearly romantic...but not lesbian.

1. The girls showered together because they were part of a hoe-mance

2.
Girl 1: Aww i love you...no homo.
Girl 2: Awww i love our hoe-mance

by lizbrez January 23, 2009

TBIIYP

Abbreviation for "Too Bad it is Your Problem".
Commonly used in response to "not my problem."

Girl 1: Crap! I got my period!!!
Girl 2: Not my problem...
Girl 1: TBIIYP...im wearing your shorts :)

by lizbrez March 01, 2009

Rushia

the way to spell the more common word "Russia" when you lack brain cells or any significant ounce of intelligence.

(commonly used by curly haired boys with large thighs)

*texting convo*

Guy 1: DUDE! Why didn't you tell me you're from Rushia?
Guy 2: get a freaking spelling book dipship. It's spelled R-U-S-S-I-A

by lizbrez February 09, 2009