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textasterone 

The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.
Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.
textasterone by Douglas Young September 24, 2007

Textracted

Past Tense The act of texting that causes to turn away from the original focus of attention or interest.
I got off the elevator on the wrong floor because I was textracted.

Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?

He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!
Textracted by Paradiselost February 26, 2009

texthausted

verb.

To be extremely tired of texting on your phone.
"Man, I'm texthausted. This girl never stops."
texthausted by HeebHammer January 28, 2010

Textdated 

Keeping someone updated about situations or events by texting often.
"I'm busy all day today, but I'll keep you textdated on what I'm doing and where I am."
Textdated by DrWro May 14, 2013

texhausted

the act of being too tired to text
bob:that bitch has been texting me all night. i need some fucking sleep

bill: sounds like your texhausted.
texhausted by BarrettTheBoss August 16, 2010

textasterbating 

I was textasterbating my girlfriend while i was on the computer.
textasterbating by subcrz2 December 4, 2010