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textuasted by Donella Buckcity February 28, 2019
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textasterone
The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.
Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.
textasterone by Douglas Young September 24, 2007
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Textracted
Past Tense The act of texting that causes to turn away from the original focus of attention or interest.
I got off the elevator on the wrong floor because I was textracted.
Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?
He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!
Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?
He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!
Textracted by Paradiselost February 26, 2009
texthausted
texthausted by HeebHammer January 28, 2010
Textdated
texhausted
bob:that bitch has been texting me all night. i need some fucking sleep
bill: sounds like your texhausted.
bill: sounds like your texhausted.
texhausted by BarrettTheBoss August 16, 2010
textasterbating
texting while masterbating
I was textasterbating my girlfriend while i was on the computer.
textasterbating by subcrz2 December 4, 2010
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