texhausted

the act of being too tired to text

bob:that bitch has been texting me all night. i need some fucking sleep

bill: sounds like your texhausted.

texhausted by BarrettTheBoss August 16, 2010

Exhausted McBride student 

A student so emotionally and physically distressed, that they are forced to the only option of accepting the education provided in front of them. Broken up into subgroups of: Eng, H&M, CGI. All in order of the favourite house/subgroup. The CGI kids turn to deep depression, H&M to drug, ENG to a reduced mental state or sewerslide. After years of this constant mental state, side effects may include: depression, setting yourself up for failure, decreased spatial awareness, vomiting, considering application to art school, mental breakdowns, and death.

That exhausted Mcbride student doesn’t look to good, CALL 911!

Exhausted McBride student by Racquill Maybarra February 7, 2019

sexhausted 

When one has engaged in copulation for so long that they become exhausted. This may be in a few seconds for fat folk, or considerably longer for the Olympians out there

Girl: Can't we go again? Just for 5 more minutes?

Guy: Sorry Baby, I'm sexhausted. Wake me up in a few hours with a bacon sandwich to replenish my strength, then we'll talk.

sexhausted by gonzo89cb April 2, 2010

sexhausted 

The immediate feeling of fatigue following sex, especially really amazing sex.

"Wow, that was sexhausting. Wanna smoke a cigarette?"

"I was gonna make him a sandwich afterwards but we were both way too sexhausted."

sexhausted by acantakeheron November 7, 2011

sexhausted 

when you're tired from sex

I just sexed, so now I'm sexhausted.

sexhausted by dirty_jimmy October 24, 2013

Exhausted Kitten Complex 

Exhausted Kitten Complex occurs when a person is woken up from a deep sleep but their mind isn't fully awake. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; feeling weak as a three day old kitten, being too tired to put the fear of God into the person who woke them up, and mumbling incoherently. Warning: People who experience Exhausted Kitten Complex may be unable to open their eyes to their full capacity giving them that slant-eyedcat look, which may cause them to bump into walls and/or furniture. If a person appears to be doing a bad Asian impersonation please proceed with caution.

"My mom woke me up at five o'clock this morning for no apparent reason."
"Dang! I bet you got mad! Did you put the fear of God into her for waking you up?"
"No. I wanted to but my Exhausted Kitten Complex kicked in and all I could do was mumble incoherently. After watching me run into the furniture several times she apologized for waking me up and told me that perhaps I needed to go back to sleep."

Exhausted Kitten Complex by DrunkMonkey January 10, 2014

Exhausted 

Tired of putting up with people bullshit

Im exhausted of your bullshit

Exhausted by Khalil Cash January 16, 2020