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textapated
When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.
textapated by amvanstan July 25, 2014
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Textdated • texdated • textmated • Text Date • Textracted • Textapated • textmate • teledated • texiated • Textate
Textgate
Similar to “Watergate”. Insinuates a scandal caused by several people “conspiring” via text. Can also refer to items in a group text that initiated a conflict.
Textgate by IA4LifeRozner January 26, 2019
Textracted
Past Tense The act of texting that causes to turn away from the original focus of attention or interest.
I got off the elevator on the wrong floor because I was textracted.
Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?
He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!
Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?
He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!
Textracted by Paradiselost February 26, 2009
Textapated
(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.
Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The
Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
Textapated by GFeet March 14, 2009
textipated
textipated by Captain Crohn's February 20, 2014
textmate
Used N(Textmate)2or more person sharing, exchanging & forwaring SMS on a continues spand of time.Used as ADJ.2or more persons sharing, exchanging and forwarding Intimate SMS on a continues time frame.
As a Noun:
Cris and I are textmate since June. We offten exchange inspirational messages to each.
As an Adjective:
Cris said I love you thru text even we haven't met. He is just my textmate
Cris and I are textmate since June. We offten exchange inspirational messages to each.
As an Adjective:
Cris said I love you thru text even we haven't met. He is just my textmate
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