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textually assaulted 

to receive so many texts that it feels like you have been violated
or
to get multiple angry texts
man, her husband textually assaulted her for being late.

Textually assaulted 

What happens to you when you get random lewd, dirty and/or offensive text messages from people you don't know or wouldn't want to get text messages from
I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me they were doing something lewd to themselves and I felt textually assaulted.
Textually assaulted by Netter76 January 15, 2009

Textually Assault 

The act aggressively texting someone, usually in the form of mental domination.
"This guy was texting my girlfriend, so I textually assaulted him."
Textually Assault by East_IKoP February 22, 2010

Textual Assault 

The act of attacking a friend, crush, significant other or total stranger with constant, unwanted text messages. Usually several consecutive texts in a few short minutes, these textual assaults may take the form of a long message broken up into several texts, random thoughts, late night booty texts, mass text invites or even, simply a bunch of insatiable requests from attention whores. Textual assaults should not be taken lightly. Tell a trusted individual immediately if you feel that you have been textually assaulted in any way. Feel free to put on the silencer.
Tom: "Who's blowing up your phone?"
Susie: "Oh god. John won't stop forwarding me lame jokes."
Tom: "Ah. Another victim of textual assault."

Textual Assault 

The acting of continually text messaging an acquaintance 5 or more times regarding a particular subject, typically resulting in irritation of the receiver.
"Jane is textually assaulting me over this school project. She needs to chill the fuck out".
"Laura was pissed after the textual assault she received from Jane".
Textual Assault by BlaneyGirl May 30, 2014

Textual Assault 

When a cry baby driver gets a phone number off the company truck & starts sending text messages calling names because they got butt-hurt by your driving
Woman says over text "Learn to fucking drive you pushed me over on the side of the road nice advertisement on your truck you're going to advertise like that then maybe you should drive like a normal citizen"

To get a reply of "Boo-hoo
Cry me a river, they even made a song about it years ago, retard"

Then she reply "I took a picture of the truck and now I'll take a picture of the text no one uses the word retard anymore except some illiterate ignorant asshole"

& gets the reply, "yo, that's textual assault"
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