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textile challenged
Someone that can't keep clothes on. Either because they can't stand the way fabric feels against their skin, feels sufacated or restraint in freedom of movement or they just plain want to be naked and feel the air all over their body. A Textile Challenged person would have a really hard time swimming in clothes, wet fabric against their skin would be like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard to others.
textile challenged by Naked Kayak Dude July 4, 2018
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textfiles.com
An indispensible web site where one can find term papers, outdated hacking info and bomb recipes all in the same place, circa 1980's and culled from the old BBS system.
textfiles.com by Mortenson February 9, 2004
textile
"Naturists do everything textiles do, except nude! Nude or clothing-optional beaches are just like textile beaches, except the dress code."
textiles
common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!!
he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.
judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!
john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!
john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
textiles by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
Textile Dysfunction
When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.
I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(
Textile Dysfunction by We Believe in Fridays July 29, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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