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n. A non-nudist.
adj. Of or relating to non-nudists.
"Naturists do everything textiles do, except nude! Nude or clothing-optional beaches are just like textile beaches, except the dress code."
textile by ManaUser July 26, 2006
Words you can keep
Someone who likes to text a lot; the messaging equivalent of tactile.
"I've just started seeing this guy - he messages me first thing in the morning, throughout the day, and last thing at night. He's very textile."
Textile by Anna of Mayfield July 29, 2020
As in unable to text due to social circumstance or event.
Texting:
Eric:My new standard right hand drive seriously impedes me from texting while driving.

Jennifer: Honey, that vehicle has you in textile!
Eric: yeah, I guess it's safer though.
Textile by JeLyG August 19, 2013
textile is the combination of texting and hostile. so when someone is texting you and they are being intimidating, malice, antagonistic, or in offensive nature they are being textile.
guy 1: my gal wont stop sending me these intimidating texts. she keeps telling me i'm not allowed to hang out with my friends instead of her.

guy 2: man, you cant be with her 24/7. tell her to stop being so textile with you.
textile by chops22 January 1, 2010

textile challenged 

Someone that can't keep clothes on. Either because they can't stand the way fabric feels against their skin, feels sufacated or restraint in freedom of movement or they just plain want to be naked and feel the air all over their body. A Textile Challenged person would have a really hard time swimming in clothes, wet fabric against their skin would be like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard to others.
Tioti is so Textile Challenged you can't take him anywhere in public, he might strip.butt ass naked

Textile Dysfunction

When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.
I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(

textile break 

A term used to describe damage to clothing during sport.
The fullback suffered a textile break during the first half of the match and was forced to leave the field.
textile break by MonteZuma August 4, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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