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textommenting

When two people text and comment each other simultaneously.
Linda and Mona are textommenting.

textimental 

When you are touched by, enjoy or are perplexed by a text that you think about it for so long you forget to reply.
Joe: Hey Jill, did you get that text I sent you last week where I professed my love for you?
Jill: Yeah, that was sweet. Didn't I already reply?! Must have gotten textimental.
textimental by Trizla July 8, 2016
Verb. textorized, textorizes

1. To, and of, the process of which to write a story, poem, essay, novel, screenplay, script, song, sketch, scene, television pilot, etc. Only exception is gangsta rap.

2. The process of and the event of entering a worth1000.com text contest.

3. The process of dancing an ode to the legendary smallish darkish grayish flatish piece of roast beef. Only used in parts of Finland.
1. That movie inpsired me to write my own screenplay. When I get home, I'm going to textorize all night long!

2. The deadline for the worth contest is in an hour. I'd better textorize quick!

3. She textorized in her wooden clogs.
textorize by theqissilent July 3, 2004

Textheimers 

The act of sending a Text message to someone and not receiving a reply immediately, whereupon the recipient replies, and you have no idea what they are talking about
JON: Hey, do you want to go out tonight?

An hour later...

LISA: Sure! where did you have in mind?
JON: What? What are you talking about?
LISA: You asked if I wanted to go out tonight.
JON: Oh! sorry, I had Textheimers.
Textheimers by Dankemannn December 12, 2010

textsmile 

The expression someone makes while reading a text that brings them great pleasure
When I got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, I had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of
textsmile by NickyLags June 4, 2010
To send obscene amounts of texts to someone before they have the chance to reply. Generally in the form of a "Chinese wall" of text. This action is sometimes deemed acceptable however, if it comes from a loved one, or love interest.
SMS:"Yo man! I thought I'd just let you know that blah blah blah blah...."
-Seven texts later-
SMS:"...and well, hope you have a good Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Hanukkah! OH! OH! And Happy New Year, man!"
Dude: "Damn! I just got fuckin' textorized. Good thing I don't ever text him back! ;D"
textorize by DylanDogMP12 January 8, 2012
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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