textilect

A combination of TEXT & DIALECT/IDIOLECT -describes that thing we can pick up on when reading text messages that help us identify who we are talking to.

I could tell it wasn’t actually her texting me because they clearly had a different textilect than hers

by DaBklynDodger February 4, 2024

Textpectation

The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is killing me.

by Harvey W July 21, 2006

textglected

Feeling as though you are not receiving a proportionate number of texts in response to the number of texts which you send; intentionally not responding to a text or individual because they are just annoying or tend to over-text.

"I sent out over 70 texts to Kevin and he's only responded to two of them. I am feeling totally textglected.

by orientxp February 19, 2011

Textident

Accidentally text messaging the wrong person - generally due to the fact you have two of the same names in your phone book

I made a big textident and invited the wrong beotch to my party...

by killakai February 11, 2007

textflection

An ironic word portraying the lack of inflection in a text. This usually results in tragic, humorous, and often very confusing miscommunication.

Female: I can teach you something
Male: What you gonna teach me?
Female: To do the dishes.
Male:(thinking it was a romantic advance and got false hope) Damn... Another innocent victim of textflection.

by TheBossGhost May 14, 2013

textfectionate

Expressing fondness or tenderness through text message

:)(:
:X
<3

;)

Jimmy is being so textfectionate today

by AQT724 January 5, 2011

Textpectations

When a prospective member of the opposite sex texts you in regards to dating and you have high hopes for the incoming text.

Dude! Taylor texted you about going to the bar tonight. Ahhh, I don't know man I really like her. What did she say? I have high textpectations for her?

by Officer nipples 42 October 31, 2017