textrosexual

The sexuality where you don't like boys or girl just cellphones to text on and masturbate with.

Look at Charles. He's such a textrosexual

by preggosmcgee April 7, 2008

Texrosexual

A guy that sounds gay over text because of the use of acronyms such as: OMG or IDK or BRB etc.

Man that guy might be gay because he's a huge texrosexual.

by DoctorKnowItAll February 9, 2009

Tetrasexual

The wildebeest in accounting is tetrasexual. She had sex with a man, a woman, and tranny and her dog. Tetrasexuals are so horny, that they have sex with pretty much everything that moves.

Tetrasexual: going 4 ways, a tetrasexual person is a sexual deviant and has a infinity to have sex with males, females, transgenders and animals.

Watch out for the girl from accounting, she had sex with everyone at the Christmas party, then after one guy hammered it, he caught her blowing his dog.

by Somfukinguy4018 March 8, 2019

tetrasexual

one who enjoys having sex with the 4 categories of life: males, females, transexuals, and animals.

Guy 1 : Dude Bro, I was checkin' out this pig the other day, and totally had a boner comin' on

Guy 2 : Fuck first you like poon, then dick, now animals, aww nasty, your a full blown tetrasexual

by boomgoesdadynomite39444 November 12, 2009

Textasexual

A womyn or man or transexual who is attracted to the written word instead of interested in the anatomy of the human being, aka a book-fucker

I witnessed a textasexual last night molest an unwilling copy of "Coal Run". It was pitiful.

by Mad Creeper January 13, 2009

tetrosexual

a person who loves 4 play

s/he's a real tetrosexual at parties

by Geoff Petersson January 7, 2004

textsexual

Someone who is in love with their phone and spends every waking moment staring at it. These tend to die tragically when they wander into traffic.

I'd totally hit that shit, but she's a textsexual and I'm not Android compatible.

by dustsceawung September 20, 2014