wildebeest

When a contractor, consultant, or employee implements changes, ignores any consequences, and splits for the next job. This is similar to how a wildebeest will pause to drop her new-born calf on the savana and then keep on running.
Farkel quit last week. He really wildebeested that Obamacare web site he was working on.
by Alazar_Ph January 17, 2014
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an overweight woman, the bigger the better
Did you see the wildebeest Jeremy brought home last night? That bitch was HUGE!
by MrRebuild May 01, 2019
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A middle aged, usually single or recently divorced male who has let his peer group surpass him in terms of relationship progression (i.e. his friends have found mates and settled down) while he still continues his bachelor collegiate antics of binge drinking, hitting on freshmen on Thursday's college nights at local bars and keeps a steady stocked supply of low-caliber light beers in his "beer fridge" (i.e. his college dorm room 3x3 refrigerator). Often referred to as a less-respectable, male version of a cougar.
Man, our buddy Sam is such a wildebeest. When I want to relieve the glory days and get away from family stress, I head over to his place where we pound Busch Light and eat leftover pizza- eventually heading out to the bars where he usually comes strolling home with a young 20-something at closing time.
by jacktheripped November 18, 2009
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normally split, to wild-beast,
ya take it out of her vag. for like 2 seconds and try to put it in the brown, therefor thats where you get teh wildebeest.
wah, last night, i tried the wildebeest, and they were right she turned into a wild beast
by Johnny Shave June 27, 2006
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Wildebeest

Usually directed towards a very large or ugly person. Insult used to over exaggerate the size of a person or unattractiveness of someone usually a woman with a large head and bad hair. the mammal wildebeest is a very ugly and large animal.

Also used to describe someone with a large upper body and slender lower body.
"You big-a*s wildebeest "
"No i wouldn't date that big wildebeest "
" She looks like a wildebeest, the way her hair is all over the place"
by KayKron January 21, 2012
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An annoying female person who posts on the official "19 Kids & Counting" Facebook page. Prone to typing in capital letters in order to get her typically nonsensical point across, and ignoring anything even remotely logical.
Wildebeest, Wildebeast, Wildbeast, Wildbeest, Wildboar, Wildeboar, Wildbore, Linda
by Verklempt December 07, 2012
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The sickest animal ever. Retarted though too. Eaten by chrocodiles.
by BOSnd417 March 18, 2010
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