silicophiliac

A person who is sexually attracted to people who have been extensively modified by plastic surgery to the point where they no longer resemble their natural selves and whose bodies are largely comprised of nonhuman materials like silicone implants.

Darren's totally into cannonball tits, leather tans, and duckfaces. He's such a silicophiliac.

by dustsceawung September 04, 2014

Dildartiste

An artist whose medium is dildos.

Wow! Check out that carved bone totem dildo! Whoever made that is a real dildartiste.

by dustsceawung September 26, 2014

textsexual

Someone who is in love with their phone and spends every waking moment staring at it. These tend to die tragically when they wander into traffic.

I'd totally hit that shit, but she's a textsexual and I'm not Android compatible.

by dustsceawung September 20, 2014

race clickbaiting

Media-hyping of racially charged content in order to increase ad revenue.

The Huffington Post is using the Ferguson protests for race clickbaiting.

by dustsceawung August 24, 2014

Scod

SCOD (sexy cause of the day): any Cause de Jour that is suddenly the most important thing on the internet, and people are willing to kill each other over it. Supporting a SCOD automatically makes a person hot, morally superior, infallible, and possessing an asshole that smells like roses. The SCOD of one week may require a person to espouse values diametrically opposed to the values of the SCOD of the week before.

Landing on the wrong side of the SCOD will
cause you to be eviscerated by a SCODMOB that is SCODDING, or performing the SCOD. A person who goes constantly from SCOD to SCOD is a SCODSEXUAL. This is a politically neutral term.

What is Alex Jones eating that makes him shit SCOD diarrhea?

by dustsceawung January 04, 2024