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textsexual 

Someone who is in love with their phone and spends every waking moment staring at it. These tend to die tragically when they wander into traffic.
I'd totally hit that shit, but she's a textsexual and I'm not Android compatible.
textsexual by dustsceawung September 20, 2014
Words you can keep
"A person who is solely sexually attracted to breasts. To the point where they dislike and/or do not want traditional sex in favor of doing sexual acts focused on breasts"
"Hey, do you find the tits on most websites disappointing? They barley do anything with them."
"Oh, you must be a Titsexual"
Titsexual by PaizuriPrince June 17, 2021

Telesexual 

When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.
Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.
Telesexual by Fraknor April 12, 2008

Techsexual 

A personal can be sexually aroused by technology.
The video card is so fast it gives me a boner. I am coming out of the closet. I am techsexual.
Techsexual by WilburAppleword March 14, 2009

termsexual

A gender made by the one and only Term#0007
Hey you see that guy over there? Yeah, hes termsexual.
termsexual by ang6r March 15, 2021
Man two of my friens are so tensexual around eachother
tensexual by GangstaNY March 22, 2006

Texrosexual

A guy that sounds gay over text because of the use of acronyms such as: OMG or IDK or BRB etc.
Man that guy might be gay because he's a huge texrosexual.
Texrosexual by DoctorKnowItAll February 9, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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