Techosexual is when someone is attracted to technology of various sorts, rather than other people. It is much more prominent in hardcoreApple users than other demographics.
Person A: That guy has never had a girlfriend, it's so sad.
Person B: It is sad, especially since he is a techosexual.
The wildebeest in accounting is tetrasexual. She had sex with a man, a woman, and tranny and her dog. Tetrasexuals are so horny, that they have sex with pretty much everything that moves.
Tetrasexual: going 4 ways, a tetrasexual person is a sexual deviant and has a infinity to have sex with males, females, transgenders and animals.
Watch out for the girl from accounting, she had sex with everyone at the Christmas party, then after one guy hammered it, he caught her blowing his dog.
One whose sexual interests seem to be strictly limited to that of the earth and the creatures which inhabit it.
"Ya, its Sandra. She keeps buyin all these damn turkey burgers, i got nothin to eat anymore. Bloody terrasexuals."
"Ignoring the bewildered stares from the nearby villagers, the bulldozer and the terrasexual took one look at the sky, embraced the irony, and rode off into the night."