Textonese
Textonese by Skeeter Clemens March 10, 2008
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Textonese
1. The using of normal everyday words in text format whether writing a text message or not. 2. To write words and sentences in a texting manner when not texting.
Textonese by Crazzyleggs1973 November 25, 2010
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Textonese • Textanese • texanese • Tantonese • textesess • textnesia • textnsex • Textometer • Textonoreplibia • textyness
textnesia
The temporary amnesia you get when texting someone with a question or comment, and having them reply several hours or days, long after you've forgotten what it was you asked them. This also works in chat conversations where the person replies long after you closed the chat window.
textesess
A texting conversation that leads to a sexual relationship, or more accuratley - a booty call. (Instead of breastesess.... textesess)
textesess by itsinthegame December 29, 2007
textnsex
To use a smart-phone to text your booty call instead of having to talk to her. Don't want to hear that annoying voice? Text her some ascii roses ---->--->--@ and turn on the charm.
Send one text to multiple women in your contacts list to secure some action for the night, possibly back to back.
Textnsex right to the chase instead of yapping all night to just one female. A few texts throughout the day such as "hey baby", "how was your day", and "are you drunk, I'm cummin over" will get you laid likity split.
Send one text to multiple women in your contacts list to secure some action for the night, possibly back to back.
Textnsex right to the chase instead of yapping all night to just one female. A few texts throughout the day such as "hey baby", "how was your day", and "are you drunk, I'm cummin over" will get you laid likity split.
I'm going to textnsex Kate when she's wasted tonight to get that booty-call.
I should textnsex a few girls later so I'm guarantee some bedroom action.
I should textnsex a few girls later so I'm guarantee some bedroom action.
textnsex by Benjamus Prime (ЯR Kzoo) January 6, 2010
Tantonese
People whose use of fake tan results in an orange hue to their skin. This orange is different to naturally occuring human hues to the extent that they could well be of a unique new race.
Tantonese by MajorWalrus November 27, 2010
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