textesess
A texting conversation that leads to a sexual relationship, or more accuratley - a booty call. (Instead of breastesess.... textesess)
textesess by itsinthegame December 29, 2007
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Textmess
I texted my friend to come over for a brunch but text went come over for a punch. After several back and forth texts to clarify I could see this was another textmess.
Textmess by Doozieoozie July 3, 2020
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textesess • textsessive • textless • Textress • Textmessageless • tentsession • textcessive • textegesis • textesis • Textfession
textsessive
Obsessive when it comes to texting via cell phone, usually texting a significant other or possible love interest.
Guy 1: "That girl hasn't put her cell phone away since she's got here."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hear that she's textsessive over some guy."
Guy 3: "She is most definitely textsessing."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hear that she's textsessive over some guy."
Guy 3: "She is most definitely textsessing."
textsessive by OBizzle November 28, 2005
Textless Syndrome
Mostly happens when you want to talk to someone but they wont reply back, So you keep thinking your phone is going off.
Ex: Jimmy waits for his Jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. Jimmy has contracted textless syndrome
2 hours later Jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. Looks like its just his hand tonight.
Ex: Jimmy waits for his Jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. Jimmy has contracted textless syndrome
2 hours later Jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. Looks like its just his hand tonight.
Textless Syndrome by Jak Timels May 6, 2008
Textless Leg Syndrome
Similiar to textless syndrome, but with a better pun. You think your cell phone is going off with a text from your crush, but it is just your nerves. Common when sitting on the couch, watching TV or twiddling your thumbs. Symptoms include sweating and restlessness.
There it was again. The feeling. John slowly reached down and grabbed the phone from his pocket... he glanced down at the phone... no text. The sixth time he had done that. It seemed as if Emily would never text him back. He had heard of this. His friends once had a mild case of Textless Leg Syndrome, or TLS, but this was the full-blown case. It was teenage hunting season.
Textless Leg Syndrome by Texter 4000 January 12, 2009
textegesis
1) Critical explanation or interpretation of a series of text messages in the hopes of constructing a coherent narrative from them.
2) The exegesis of text messages.
2) The exegesis of text messages.
After Joe broke up with his girlfriend, he got hammered and texted her 25 times in 3 hours. The next morning, he had a significant bit of textegesis to do.
textegesis by weyus December 9, 2009
textless
In an email, IM, IRC, SMS, or MUD exchange, temporarily unable to write, as through astonishment.
Compare to speechless in spoken language.
Compare to speechless in spoken language.
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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