Tantonese

People whose use of fake tan results in an orange hue to their skin. This orange is different to naturally occuring human hues to the extent that they could well be of a unique new race.

Bill's parents were concerned when he brought home a Tantonese girlfriend.

by MajorWalrus November 27, 2010

Milfordspectophobia

The feeling that somewhere, somehow, the world's most transparent rapist is watching you.

Sufferers of Milfordspectophobia might believe that Ceiling Jack is watching them masturbate.

by majorwalrus April 23, 2010