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textnsex 

To use a smart-phone to text your booty call instead of having to talk to her. Don't want to hear that annoying voice? Text her some ascii roses ---->--->--@ and turn on the charm.

Send one text to multiple women in your contacts list to secure some action for the night, possibly back to back.

Textnsex right to the chase instead of yapping all night to just one female. A few texts throughout the day such as "hey baby", "how was your day", and "are you drunk, I'm cummin over" will get you laid likity split.
I'm going to textnsex Kate when she's wasted tonight to get that booty-call.

I should textnsex a few girls later so I'm guarantee some bedroom action.
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1. Sexually-themed communications through text messaging.

2. Communicating sexually to another person through a cell phone or Blackberry via SMS or MMS text-messaging protocols.
Guy A: So, did you ever meet that chick from OkCupid?
Guy B: No, she was in middle school so we just had textsex.
Guy A: Smooth moves, brotha. The cops won't be knocking at your door.
(Guys high-five.)

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Examples of textsex-ing:

Chick: howz work? wanna play l8r?
Dude: gawd, my ballz ache for ur mouth
Chick: only if u slip me teh shocker baby!

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Dude: ive got a major boner. r u wet?
Chick: im on my period
Dude: my boner went away

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Chick 1: i gotta new drilldo 2day for us
Chick 2: im creaming my hairy puss now
textsex by Mr. Filbert November 10, 2007
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Textsex (verb)

1) The exchange of text messages (SMS) of an explicit nature in order to achieve some minor sexual gratification.

2) The simulation of sex via textual communications in a role play style (similar to cybersex)
Example: I had textsex with him last night.

Example2: Let's have textsex...
textsex by TRONLE October 30, 2007

Textasexual 

A womyn or man or transexual who is attracted to the written word instead of interested in the anatomy of the human being, aka a book-fucker
I witnessed a textasexual last night molest an unwilling copy of "Coal Run". It was pitiful.
Textasexual by Mad Creeper January 13, 2009

textsexual 

Someone who is in love with their phone and spends every waking moment staring at it. These tend to die tragically when they wander into traffic.
I'd totally hit that shit, but she's a textsexual and I'm not Android compatible.
textsexual by dustsceawung September 20, 2014

textasexual 

Someone who gets sexually stimulated by being involved in the act of texting
Because he was a textasexual, he had no problem getting hard as he texted his sexual fantasies to a woman he had never met.
textasexual by Halz In LaLa March 27, 2016
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