testiclit

A clitoris that sags like testicles.

"dude, i was gonna bang this chick last night, but then when i got in her pants i saw she had a testiclit, and i was like NO WAY!!!"

by JessicaKyra November 16, 2009

Redneck Testicle Mudflap

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.

Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Testiclacle

The sound that is made when your testicales hit your body.

I hate having a testiclacle when running.

by ToxicPrime February 16, 2014

Testicle Jockey

Taking one deep, so deep as it appears that person is a horse jockey on a pair of testicles. Typically is used to refer to a homo, a friend who is being a douche, or a slam piece.

Person1: "Fat Alex almost seems like a mezza fanook"
Person2: "No, Fat Alex is without a doubt a testicle jockey"

by Herby Vershmales December 2, 2010

testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest

"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."

by squirrelspank June 8, 2003

testicle repellant

when a girl is so ugly, obnoxious or slutty, any guy will cringe at the mere thought of this girl, hence the action of repelling testicles

you want to invite EMMA??? ew no, she's über testicle repellant.

by Adam Henaghan September 2, 2007

testeclies

the greek god of nutsack

I am testeclies, God of nutsack hail me

by testeclies October 25, 2009