The Greek
hero and lesser known
brother of Achilles. Son of Thetis and Peleus, he was untouchable in
war and defeated untold numbers of warriors and heroes.
He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a
child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.
Henceforth, as it was known through his
brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being
hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.
Your friend: "
Dude, that guy Ted was definitely winning that fight until that pussy Frank kicked him in the
nuts. Then Frank just beat the shit out of him as Ted crinkled to the floor. What a cheap shot that was from Frank. Reminds you of when that Greek
hero Testiclese was killed by that stone to the nuts right?"
Your answer: "Right!"
