Testicitis
The fracturing of ur testicular membrane when a person kicks u in the balls with the pain equivalent to getting circumscised
I think I have testicitis
Testicitis by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018
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testiclites
testiclites by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003
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textinitis
The supposed condition that millions upon millions of people have that comes from "texting". From hand cramps to tendinitis.
Wow! He has textinitis so bad, his hands are are looking like "hook hands". The guy texts so much, he looks like he has "sloth fingers". Ha ha, he's got textinitis so bad, he's got some "eagle claws" going.
textinitis by madinsomniac July 19, 2009
Ocular Testiculitis
(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.
"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"
Ocular Testiculitis by Jsenpai August 27, 2014
testicruise
When you're getting teabagged and you motorboat his testicles
When you are teabagging someone and they motorboat your testicles
When you are teabagging someone and they motorboat your testicles
testicruise by AssChief January 30, 2023
Testiciles
The fear of taking school tests, especially final exams, because you always freeze up like an icicle when taking the test.
Janet: "Hey, how'd the final exam go for your Physics class?"
Kayte: "I totally choked on it."
Janet: "What happened?"
Kayte: "I get so nervous taking finals that I got a case of the Testiciles
Kayte: "I totally choked on it."
Janet: "What happened?"
Kayte: "I get so nervous taking finals that I got a case of the Testiciles
Testiciles by Bayareaboy17 February 9, 2019
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