tertus

a tortoise (medium sized shelled land lubbing creature with claws)

"my tertus is called charlie"(it actualy is)

by the sword merchant (i sell swords in uk) January 9, 2004

terushimahatepage

terushimahatepage is a person that’s is absolutely right there post make sense and they are very funny person and we agree with the hate page

“Hey is that terushimahatepage the best person ever “

by Thechubsfanpage June 13, 2021

Teetus Deletus

To get rid of your boobies and become a man. Used mainly in the transmasc community. Other name for teet yeet.

- Yo dude your chest is sooo flat!
- Ofc it is, I did the teetus deletus last month

by Lexynatywka June 3, 2020

tertius

This guy is loyal, kind and caring. Has a hard exterior but a heart of gold. He gives the meaning to the word sexy. Playful and mischievous...There will never be a dull moment. A smile to melt any heart of stone. if you meet a Tertius. ...you found a keeper.

Everyone needs a touch of the Tertius bug.

by jaytee313 December 6, 2015

turtus

when u air in the vagina gets stuck and doesn't want to come out. and then it starts to talk to u.

my turtus is haunting me.

by turtus hunter November 6, 2009

turtus

a.k.a 'turtle heading'. When you need to go to the toilet really badly for a poo and it feels like it is already coming out.

"That guy looks like he has mad turtus, just look at his face!"

by Philly775 June 21, 2013

Turtus

An amalgamation of tortoise and turtle, often used by people with mental retardation who cannot tell the difference.

That turtus was swimming so swiftly beneath the azure waves. By the way, I am mentally retarded

by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010