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1 definition by
Philly775
Top Definition
turtus
a.k.a 'turtle heading'. When you need to go to the toilet really badly for a poo and it feels like it is already coming out.
"That guy looks like he has
mad
turtus, just look at his face!"
by
Philly775
June 21, 2013
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