a.k.a 'turtle heading'. When you need to go to the toilet really badly for a poo and it feels like it is already coming out.
by Philly775 June 21, 2013
my turtus is haunting me.
by turtus hunter November 06, 2009
An amalgamation of tortoise and turtle, often used by people with mental retardation who cannot tell the difference.
by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010