turtus
my turtus is haunting me.
turtus by turtus hunter November 6, 2009
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a.k.a 'turtle heading'. When you need to go to the toilet really badly for a poo and it feels like it is already coming out.
Turtus
An amalgamation of tortoise and turtle, often used by people with mental retardation who cannot tell the difference.
Turtus by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010
turtus
A turtus is an amazing creature. a cross of a tortoise and a turtle. but a cute baby. a turtus is a cute small animal created by a girl who can not pronounce the word “turtle”
turtus by bobthebuilderiscool May 22, 2020
Tuftus
An unusual patch of thick, coarse pubic hair that can sometimes develop on a the taint of an adult male. It is usually the result of hormone imbalances but can also develop after the body has been exposed to multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
John Turturro
One of the most underrated actors of all time, Italian, incredibly versitile and able to fit into any character. Played a dim-witted southerner in "O Brother where are thou" A Sicilian gangster in "The Sicillian" a nerdy jew in 'Quiz Show" and a pedophiliac latino in "The Big Lewbowski." Frequently works with Spike Lee and the Coen Brothers.
John Turturro by derek finley October 11, 2004