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when u air in the vagina gets stuck and doesn't want to come out. and then it starts to talk to u.
my turtus is haunting me.
by turtus hunter November 06, 2009
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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a.k.a 'turtle heading'. When you need to go to the toilet really badly for a poo and it feels like it is already coming out.
"That guy looks like he has mad turtus, just look at his face!"
by Philly775 June 21, 2013
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An amalgamation of tortoise and turtle, often used by people with mental retardation who cannot tell the difference.
That turtus was swimming so swiftly beneath the azure waves. By the way, I am mentally retarded
by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010
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A turtus is an amazing creature. a cross of a tortoise and a turtle. but a cute baby. a turtus is a cute small animal created by a girl who can not pronounce the word “turtle”
wow. what is that strange pet?

It’s a turtus!!
by bobthebuilderiscool May 22, 2020
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