termbides 

An expression naming something almost uncertain.

“I was gonna say thing about that guy, then word was made me forget why I was doing that. “

Also ‘term-bye,d’s’

He said to do that, and I said “I couldn’t be fucked” …

“Why the fuck would I want to do dishes?”
“No one wants to do dishes”
“I don’t want you to do dishes. I want you, to want! .. to do dishes!”
“Why would anyone !want, to do dishes?”

My ‘termbides’ causes some kind of plutonic situation. They said no, and I’m then also “”Doing That””
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Yep. Exactly what o said.

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termbides by Dake8611 March 12, 2024

termies in the hoon lounge 

A phrase created by media-personality and Barstool Sports foreign correspondent ‘The Wonton Don’ (or ‘Donnie’). The term is used in reference to proper Chinese airport etiquette. In which you purchase within the Chinese airport, both your 2$ ‘terminal sodas’ or ‘termies’ (beer or 啤酒) and 10$ a multi-pack of 8mg ‘hoons’ (cigarettes or 香烟). You then take both items to the ‘hoon lounge’ (designated smoking spot within airport) and if combined properly, result in a memorable pre-flight experience.

Donnie is known to crush Termies in the Hoon Lounge of his Shanghai airport.

“5mg are for pussies, 10mg are for sociopaths.”

termies in the hoon lounge by Mega_Mariner December 27, 2022

Termies

Created by WonTon Donnie from Barstool, this refers to cheap canned beer.

After ripping these hoons, I just need a few termies and I'll be ready for the flight.

Termies by Kdaddd May 21, 2019

termites

slang for crabs

You gave Taylor termites? grody.

termites by Josephine Greene May 9, 2003

Twat Termites 

Another word for crabs on a woman's pussy

Damn dude,IthinkyourgirlhasTwat Termites.

Twat Termites by Blumpkin Please November 27, 2009

Emotional Termites 

Much like the 'Moths Of Death', the emotional termites are another insect analogy to having an awful feeling about something.

Hayden: Hey Andrew, how is the web of insanity working out for you?

Andrew: The Moths of Death have been exterminated and replaced by the 'Emotional Termites.'

Hayden: Oh no, that's bad. That's as bad as it gets! You gotta seek help man.

Emotional Termites by mothsofdeath November 19, 2010

vaginal termites 

When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.

“My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”

vaginal termites by DigginBalls September 17, 2021