termites

slang for crabs

You gave Taylor termites? grody.

termites by Josephine Greene May 9, 2003

Twat Termites 

Another word for crabs on a woman's pussy

Damn dude,IthinkyourgirlhasTwat Termites.

Twat Termites by Blumpkin Please November 27, 2009

Emotional Termites 

Much like the 'Moths Of Death', the emotional termites are another insect analogy to having an awful feeling about something.

Hayden: Hey Andrew, how is the web of insanity working out for you?

Andrew: The Moths of Death have been exterminated and replaced by the 'Emotional Termites.'

Hayden: Oh no, that's bad. That's as bad as it gets! You gotta seek help man.

Emotional Termites by mothsofdeath November 19, 2010

vaginal termites 

When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.

“My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”

vaginal termites by DigginBalls September 17, 2021

mental termites 

Mental termites are words or arguments that slowly chip away at your self-worth, hitting you exactly where it hurts. If your brain is getting mental termites from a relationship, you must be in a relationship with a narcissist.

Me looking in mirror - I can't even believe that he cheated on me and told me it was my fault because I had to work late. I improved his life in every possible way. Now all the bad memories are bringing me down like mental termites.

mental termites by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023

Termite

A person from your past who suddenly comes out of the woodwork the moment you experience any sort of fame, success, large influx of cash, etc.

Usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.

"Ever since that article came out about me, I've been getting a whole bunch of Facebook messages from termites."

Termite by LionKill March 21, 2012

termies in the hoon lounge 

A phrase created by media-personality and Barstool Sports foreign correspondent ‘The Wonton Don’ (or ‘Donnie’). The term is used in reference to proper Chinese airport etiquette. In which you purchase within the Chinese airport, both your 2$ ‘terminal sodas’ or ‘termies’ (beer or 啤酒) and 10$ a multi-pack of 8mg ‘hoons’ (cigarettes or 香烟). You then take both items to the ‘hoon lounge’ (designated smoking spot within airport) and if combined properly, result in a memorable pre-flight experience.

Donnie is known to crush Termies in the Hoon Lounge of his Shanghai airport.

“5mg are for pussies, 10mg are for sociopaths.”

termies in the hoon lounge by Mega_Mariner December 27, 2022