tentify 

consume everything

i tentified everything at Orchard.

tentify by gookster January 4, 2004

Tentify 

1. To make a dwelling structure or unit maintenace free of tenant damages or to avoid common repair points. :to tentify. past tense- tentified
2. To include all umbrellad needs as to include it under our tent of services.

1. I am going to tentify the ceiling fan pull chain repair by replacing it with a fixed light fixture.
2. We will tentify all your needs with the wide range of services offered.

Tentify by Nick Marshl August 15, 2024

Textify 

To use messages stored on smartphones as evidence in court proceedings.

Yesterday on Judge Judy, this girl used her iPhone to textify that the defendant had sent several messages promising to repay her the 3 grand she spent bailing him out. That proved it wasn't a gift.

Textify by Eva Genius October 12, 2010

Textify 

1. to alert and/or notify someone via text message (hence text + notify = textify).

2. To spill your guts over a text message, usually something along the lines of liking someone and wanting to date them, or revealing something too disgusting/embarrassing to say in person.

1. I had to textify Johnathan at the last minute that I would not be in attendance at his party.

2. OMG, Jimmy just textified Susan that he gave her sister a cleveland steamer at last year's Christmas party!

Textify by H*ck Yeah! October 18, 2008

testifying 

Snitching

get yo testifying ass in the trunk nigga

testifying by toastedbread July 7, 2011

testify 

You two are wrong. "Testify" comes from the Latin "witness" and has nothing to do with "testicle" which also comes from the Latin for "witness". I was asked this in class by the professor in college English. I would have been wrong and embarrassed myself, so I just said "I don't know". But here's what I got from the Internet:
testatio -onis f. calling to witness , or bearing witness.

testificatio -onis f. bearing witness , testifying; evidence, proof.

testificor -ari dep. to bear witness to , give evidence of; to show, bring to light; to call to witness.

testimonium -i n. witness , evidence; proof, indication.

testis (1) -is c. one who gives evidence , a witness; an eye-witness, a spectator.

testor -ari dep. (1) to bear witness to , give evidence of; to make known, publish, declare; as pass. to be attested, declared. (2) to make a will. (3) to call to witness.

BTW they are called "testicles" because they WITNESS to the procreative power of a man.

Since I was a witness to the crime, they want me to testify in court.

testify by Carey1234 March 14, 2009

testify 

1. To give one's information "as truthfully as possible." Taken from an old Roman phrase "to swear on one's testicles." Now, think about that, and think about how differently court cases would turn out if that meaning held true to this day...

"Testify" is usually used in reference to a court setting or a confession of some sort.

testify by aka_Pyro July 28, 2007