Textify 

To use messages stored on smartphones as evidence in court proceedings.

Yesterday on Judge Judy, this girl used her iPhone to textify that the defendant had sent several messages promising to repay her the 3 grand she spent bailing him out. That proved it wasn't a gift.

Textify by Eva Genius October 12, 2010

Textify 

1. to alert and/or notify someone via text message (hence text + notify = textify).

2. To spill your guts over a text message, usually something along the lines of liking someone and wanting to date them, or revealing something too disgusting/embarrassing to say in person.

1. I had to textify Johnathan at the last minute that I would not be in attendance at his party.

2. OMG, Jimmy just textified Susan that he gave her sister a cleveland steamer at last year's Christmas party!

Textify by H*ck Yeah! October 18, 2008

textify 

text me the short story

i'm with mama... will textify later

textify by miss lolli June 4, 2009

testifying 

Snitching

get yo testifying ass in the trunk nigga

testifying by toastedbread July 7, 2011

testify 

You two are wrong. "Testify" comes from the Latin "witness" and has nothing to do with "testicle" which also comes from the Latin for "witness". I was asked this in class by the professor in college English. I would have been wrong and embarrassed myself, so I just said "I don't know". But here's what I got from the Internet:
testatio -onis f. calling to witness , or bearing witness.

testificatio -onis f. bearing witness , testifying; evidence, proof.

testificor -ari dep. to bear witness to , give evidence of; to show, bring to light; to call to witness.

testimonium -i n. witness , evidence; proof, indication.

testis (1) -is c. one who gives evidence , a witness; an eye-witness, a spectator.

testor -ari dep. (1) to bear witness to , give evidence of; to make known, publish, declare; as pass. to be attested, declared. (2) to make a will. (3) to call to witness.

BTW they are called "testicles" because they WITNESS to the procreative power of a man.

Since I was a witness to the crime, they want me to testify in court.

testify by Carey1234 March 14, 2009

textificationator 

a textificationator is one who engages in the act of text messaging.

oh my roflmayo, katie is such a textificationator.

textificationator by sophiahsophiah. aka Bernie Man January 2, 2009

textifestation 

the act of manifesting what you want through texts to friends

I was broke and needed cash for the weekend, did a little textifestation and then I got all the cheese I needed for a good time

textifestation by Allstarilicious September 6, 2011