Definitions by toastedbread

Atlanta Braves

America's team, son

I miss watching the Braves of the 90s, with Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, John Smoltz, Chipper & Andruw Jones, etc. Even though I'm not from the ATL I rep those Atlanta Braves

Atlanta Braves by ToastedBread November 24, 2011

testifying 

Snitching

get yo testifying ass in the trunk nigga

testifying by toastedbread July 7, 2011

no shit 

One of those miraculous phrases that makes the English language great. Depending on how it is said, can signify either genuine suprise or annoyance with the obvious.

First case: often said slowly, emphasizing each word and with "shit" often raised slightly. = "You don't say"

Second case: usually said quickly and without as much emphasis, for you really just want to get on with your life and not listen to this fucktard anymore

Yeah no shit tell me something I don't know.

no shit by ToastedBread July 7, 2011

how bout this heat 

A phrase known to be uttered by assholes

I walk around in the summertime saying "how bout this heat?" I'm an asshole!

how bout this heat by ToastedBread July 7, 2011

Molson Canadian 

A pretty good cheap beer. It's not fancy, but it kicks the shit out of Labatts Blue and all those shitty American beers like Coors and Bud lite

When I'm making cash I drink Heinekens but when I'm not, I could do a lot worse than Molson Canadian

Molson Canadian by ToastedBread July 7, 2011

vertical

(noun) Jumping ability, traditionally understood within the context of basketball and generally not associated with the skill set of white people

Yo, that dawg Tyreke has some serious vertical - he just gave that clown Neil a facial

vertical by ToastedBread October 13, 2009

Peace

(noun) a word indicating one's imminent departure; (verb) the act of departing, or intending to depart

(noun) See you guys in the morning, I'm gonna go bang some bitches. Peace!
(verb) This party's turned into a sausage fest, I'm gonna peace.

Peace by ToastedBread October 4, 2009