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tenhodency by ho ho ho March 9, 2017
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Common Universal Natural Tendency
I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..
Common Universal Natural Tendency by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014
battle tendency
3 “breathing” users go to defeat Aztec Gods that slept for ages one “dies under a rock” then they have an epic race and then “kars” cheats and becomes the ultimate life form then gets yeeted in to space
battle tendency by Lunarant October 4, 2020
tendency
tendency by Phoebus Chen August 16, 2016
Burling's Tendency
The inverse relationship of convenience of defecation and urge to defecate. As the need or desire to defecate increases, the convenience of such action decreases in like manner. The ultimate culmination of said paradox occurs when it is both infinitely necessary to defecate and also infinitely inconvenient.
Blown from the inside out. Guess our agent thought he could hold off through the drug deal and then Burling's Tendency hit. Looks like his cover wasn't the only thing that was blown...
Burling's Tendency by discord_ January 25, 2009
Shiny Object Tendency
The tendency to lose focus on the subject/objective due to a "shiny object" (aka distraction) caused by focusing too much attention on something indirectly related to that subject/objective. It could be an uknown word, a confusing analogy, a new cliche phrase you've never heard before (aka "corporate talk"), etc.
While sitting in a business meeting listening intently and taking notes on the subjectmatter at hand, a word is mentioned during the discussion that you don't know the meaning of, and automatically you start focusing on that word trying to figure it out while the discussion continues. Eventually you realize you got distracted, but a shitload of information has already been discussed. Although you're able to recall the topic, all the details have zoomed by and all you can do is hope that no one asks for your opinion regarding those details that you missed. Any attempts to restart your notetaking or get back up to speed are futile since whatever notes you take now are unable to be connected with where you left off due to that "shiny object."
Shiny Object Tendency by anghang January 26, 2005