ten shit 

A great abundance of something. Not to be confused with a shit ton or shittion, as those words imply a great abundance.

The New York Yankees have a shit ton of championships while the St. Louis Cardinals only have a ten shit.

ten shit by ImWatchingYouPoop! January 21, 2011

ten ton shit

A massive shit. So ferocious that even god himself is scared of pushing one of these out his cheeks.

OMG garry! I just had the biggest ten ton shit in my life! and now my ass looks like a black hole!

ten ton shit by Overell1338 October 27, 2008

Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket 

When a particularly fat and ugly person wears clothes that are far too small, resulting in an overflow of fat and flesh spilling out of the clothes.

Gained some weight?! Hell, she looks like Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket!"

Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket by Twitchyboy December 30, 2010

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag 

One of the best songs of all time!

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag by V8sforlife July 31, 2023

Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag 

Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.

"Oh bin Laden,
You fucking make me gag;
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
In a nine pound bag."

Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005

ten shitter 

A shit that only takes about 10 seconds usually fast diarrhea with the speed of a speeding car.It usually feels like a chainsaw being pulled out your ass or a 80 inch cock going out of your ass.Usually smells of rotted food.

Last night I ate 5 beefy 5 layer burritos,18 cool ranch tacos,a laxative smoothie,a bottle of hot sauce and some cheeseburgers I realased a smelly ten shitter in your toilet and now it won't flush,sorry.

ten shitter by Marijuanaguy420 April 4, 2015

Goosed-up tenshitter 

The grimy, booger-like substance found on top of urinals in most schools.

I ain't using that urinal, it's covered in goosed-up tenshitter!

Goosed-up tenshitter by karimmmabdull December 8, 2017