A sex act where, during doggy, the male pulls out, dabs, then proceed to put it in her ass and pretend it’s an accident before continuing to hit it raw

Person 1: “Yooo did you take Bridget home last night?”

Person 2: “Yeah boy I even hit her with the Telerico!”

Telerico by Blickstiffy February 23, 2023

Related Words

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Telepituary

A synthesized form of the words "television," "epitaph," and "obituary,"; a visual prompt containing information about deceased person(s), usually displayed on a T.V. or similar device.

The telepituary displayed a photograph of John McCain, accompanied by his birth and death date in addition to general information about his life.

Telepituary by ReverendMetcalf October 11, 2018

Telepimping

To use a telephone to contact numerous women in a short period of time, more specifically with text messages.

I just got an iPhone, this will take my telepimping game to the next level!

Coined by Tom Breinig

Telepimping by spider128 April 13, 2009

telepiphany

A profound realization arrived at while waiting on telephone-hold, usually related to the development of patience during trying situations.

Waiting on a phone tree, I was subjected to a tinny, crackling version of Pachelbel's Canon - and I had a Telepiphany: "Lessons come in many forms, Grasshopper. This ancient music bears the patina of time - be patient with your ISP, for they will truncate it horribly and reward your patience with tech support."

telepiphany by Aldeberon Defosikifornia November 20, 2007

telespice

Sending racy or spicy photos and nudes via text, email, video chat, or other means of telecommunication. A more subtle way of saying: Send Nudes!

Wouldn’t you rather see my tan lines in person? Telespice is always welcome!

telespice by Lottateeth June 7, 2022

Telediction

A severe addiction to television.

Dan Hodsdon watches TV all friggin day. That retard has telediction.

Telediction by P Shay October 1, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026