telespice 

Sending racy or spicy photos and nudes via text, email, video chat, or other means of telecommunication. A more subtle way of saying: Send Nudes!

Wouldn’t you rather see my tan lines in person? Telespice is always welcome!

telespice by Lottateeth June 7, 2022

telespectaculistic 

anything that has to do with extreme awesome

That guys shoes are, like, soooo telespectaculistic

telespectaculistic by CatarinaDanny July 7, 2011

telespittle 

The froth seen on the lips of a politician who is so engrossed in making a point that he/she neglects to notice the drool coming out of his/her mouth. First seen in the Movies in Fifteen Minutes community on LiveJournal as it mocked High Chancellor Sutler in the film "V for Vendetta." See also telefroth.

All of the bad guys, plus Chief Inspector Finch, are conveniently in one room to receive the giant, furious telespittle of High Chancellor Sutler.

telespittle by Spiraling April 26, 2006

telepine 

synonym for telephone that can be used as a verb or adjective

-see telecone

"Damn girl, your headband is so chic, can I get your telepine number?"

"Morgan telepined, AGAIN, for you."

telepine by notkatie January 25, 2009

telepic 

A portmanteau from "telepathy" and "epic" used to describe and epic display of telepathic capabilities.

Indeed I did good sir. John's powers are truly telepic.

telepic by sell_0uT May 5, 2011

Telepicate 

The act of strategically connecting with another individual telepathically.

George W. Bush's strategery was to telepicate his message Condi.

Telepicate by Corrumba August 30, 2012