telespice

Sending racy or spicy photos and nudes via text, email, video chat, or other means of telecommunication. A more subtle way of saying: Send Nudes!

Wouldn’t you rather see my tan lines in person? Telespice is always welcome!

by Lottateeth June 7, 2022

telespectaculistic

anything that has to do with extreme awesome

That guys shoes are, like, soooo telespectaculistic

by CatarinaDanny July 7, 2011

telespittle

The froth seen on the lips of a politician who is so engrossed in making a point that he/she neglects to notice the drool coming out of his/her mouth. First seen in the Movies in Fifteen Minutes community on LiveJournal as it mocked High Chancellor Sutler in the film "V for Vendetta." See also telefroth.

All of the bad guys, plus Chief Inspector Finch, are conveniently in one room to receive the giant, furious telespittle of High Chancellor Sutler.

by Spiraling April 26, 2006

telepine

synonym for telephone that can be used as a verb or adjective

-see telecone

"Damn girl, your headband is so chic, can I get your telepine number?"

"Morgan telepined, AGAIN, for you."

by notkatie January 25, 2009

telepic

A portmanteau from "telepathy" and "epic" used to describe and epic display of telepathic capabilities.

Indeed I did good sir. John's powers are truly telepic.

by sell_0uT May 5, 2011

Telepicate

The act of strategically connecting with another individual telepathically.

George W. Bush's strategery was to telepicate his message Condi.

by Corrumba August 30, 2012