teledick 

Teledicking is when a person talks on the phone while sucking dick.

Damn last night while I was sucking cock my mom called and I had to tteledick to her for like 10 minutes gurgle-gurgle goug-gog.

teledick by Dysonology June 13, 2021

Telediction 

A severe addiction to television.

Dan Hodsdon watches TV all friggin day. That retard has telediction.

Telediction by P Shay October 1, 2008

Teledocking

When two consenting adult males squish their own dicks against their respective webcams at the same time.

Nick and John had a round of teledocking on Thursday in an effort to keep their long distance love affair from going cold.

Teledocking by The Real Nickey Kell March 15, 2017