teleological 

An interpretation of how ideas or things will naturally end despite how they may be influence .

An assumption of a thing's final outcome or purpose.

Everything ends whether it ends well or not.

John's teleological views of the 2016 presidential election, was condensed into the phrase, "Circus Shit".

teleological by Telosarse November 29, 2016

theological noncognitivist

A person who believes that words such as "sanctity", "spirit", and "god" have no meaning because they refer to subjects that humans can't comprehend.

Religious man: "Don't you feel the love of Jesus raining down upon you?"

Theological Noncognitivist : "What's a jesus?"

theological noncognitivist by dudeman909090 March 15, 2010

Post Theological 

The stage after Pre Theological in which science answers most of the basic questions that humans ask and no longer need to substitute supernatural explanations because we are learning the natural explanations.

He disliked the term Atheist because he realized that people who still use that term are just clinging on to the vain hope that religion is an answer for the unknown. Instead, he knew preferred the truth and was now part of the Post Theological world that no longer needed fantasy and a belief in the supernatural to comprehend life.

Post Theological by Pointer of the Obvious February 18, 2009

theological noncognitivism 

The argument that religious terminology (words such as "god" and "supernatural") doesn't make any frickin' sense, and just clutters up language meaninglessly.

The atheistic philosopher who claims that "god" is nonsensical is a proponent of theological noncognitivism.

theological noncognitivism by squarecircle September 10, 2008

Pre Theological 

Someone who still needs fantasy and a belief in the supernatural to comprehend life.

The stage before post theological.

Not being able to understand evolution or basic science, he decided that he would be Pre Theological and just let his religion answer all of the hard questions for him. He allowed himself to do this because it was easier than having to think and he was afraid of what his family would say.

Pre Theological by Pointer of the Obvious February 18, 2009

theologicalexistentialatheist 

A person who believes that, while there is intelligent life that guides the universe, it does not reside in New Jersey. Coined by Woody Allen in the script of his movie, 'Sleeper'.

He defined himself as a theologicalexistentialatheist, but his Newark relatives were not impressed.

theologicalexistentialatheist by circushead March 4, 2008

tempological order 

Classifying a playlist list of songs or performance music files by increasing speed or tempo. Putting a list of songs in order from slowest to fastest.

"We can't just play these songs in tempological order, we have to mix it up for the dancers!"

tempological order by KillerBsax April 18, 2018