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omnimax

The word used to refer to the scholarly or philosophical "god" espoused by many theists and theologians as being omnipotent (all-powerful), omniscient (all-knowing), omnibenevolent (all-loving or all-good), omnipresent (existing everywhere), and perfect. This definition of "god" is what many atheists and non-theists refer to as being self-contradictory, sometimes compared to the logical impossibility of a square-circle.
The God of the Bible is often claimed to be an omnimax god.

The Problem of Evil is an argument against an omnimax god.
by squarecircle September 9, 2008
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kersplode

It's partially the noise an explosion makes, mixed with the word "explode" itself. Plus it's a cool word, I use it all the time. Basically it just means "explode" but it's cooler. Because I said it is.
"Kersplode!!!"
"Whoah, that thing just kersploded!"
by squarecircle September 10, 2008
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squarecircle

A shape with the properties of both a square and a circle. Sometimes referred to by atheists who claim that God is like such a shape.
Psst... squarecircles don't exist in reality!
by squarecircle August 9, 2006
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theological noncognitivism

The argument that religious terminology (words such as "god" and "supernatural") doesn't make any frickin' sense, and just clutters up language meaninglessly.
The atheistic philosopher who claims that "god" is nonsensical is a proponent of theological noncognitivism.
by squarecircle September 10, 2008
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Randist

A pejorative term used to describe an Objectivist. Someone who religiously follows the philosophy of Ayn Rand.
Dude, ever talked to a Randist? It's like talking to a fundy. There's no hope.
by squarecircle May 18, 2008
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ignostic

One who professes ignorance on the knowledge of whether or not any gods exist, or even what the term means. It is a play on the words "ignorant" (to lack knowledge) and "gnostic," (knowledge pertaining to gods).

Ignosticism is sometimes compared to theological noncognitivism, and while one may be both an ignostic and a theological noncognitivist, they aren't mutually inclusive. It is also often compared to agnosticism, and nontheism in general. Most ignostics would be categorized as "weak" or "negative" atheists.
Theist: "Do you believe in God?"

Ignostic: "What is 'God'?"
by Squarecircle September 11, 2008
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cybernet

An intentional "misspelling" of "internet," as an alternative to the more popular "intarweb".
im lyk serfing teh cybernet, d00d.
by squarecircle September 11, 2008
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