telecommunicate
telecommunicate by Bilal H. December 15, 2010
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Texcommunicate
Censure used to deprive or suspend Texas citizenship. Texcommunication may involve banishment, shunning, and shaming, depending on the offense that caused Texcommunication, or the rules or norms of the Texas community. The most common reasons for Texcommunication include the mortal sins of vegetarianism and/or support of professional sports teams such as the New York Yankees or the Washington Redskins.
Alvaro was a lifelong Texan, but was in danger of being Texcommunicated for considering becoming a vegetarian.
Texcommunicate by mriojas May 20, 2013
telecommunicable
In a public setting, i.e. dinner or a waiting room, when one person gets on a cell phone, the other(s) at the table are compelled to be on their phones also. The faster the other cell phones come out is directly proportional to those individual's lack of self-esteem.
1. Joe and Jen are on a date, Jen gets a call. Within moments, like a telecommunicable disease, Joe whips out his phone and begins randomly texting his friends.
2. While waiting for the nurse to come in, fidgety Phil whips out his cell phone to call his buddy. In response, others in the waiting room start diddling with their phones.
2. While waiting for the nurse to come in, fidgety Phil whips out his cell phone to call his buddy. In response, others in the waiting room start diddling with their phones.
telecommunicable by Jorg Sacul September 10, 2008
telecommunicative mutual masturbation
A sex act in which two or more people stimulate themselves sexually, either with hands or toys, while on the phone with each other. This act is often practiced by those in a long distance relationship.
telecommunicative mutual masturbation by bloodytv May 9, 2010
telecummunication
telecummunication by kitten48108 March 12, 2008
textcommunicate
When you let someone know by a text that they are excommunicated and that they should no longer text you or contact you in any way. Such as, "Stop contacting me. I am done with you!"
This is typically followed by blocking their number from calling/texting your phone.
This is typically followed by blocking their number from calling/texting your phone.
That chic was blowing up my phone with so many accusations I textcommunicated that idiot and blocked her number. I hope I never run into her again.
textcommunicate by Dr. Do Little October 23, 2014
cellular telecomunicational device
cellular telecomunicational device by zac brinegar May 22, 2008
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A)
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B)
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