teftard

A person with down syndrome that feels a strong desire to attack people of teftethnicity.

Hey bro did you hear about the latest teft attack? Ya bro I hear a teftard did it, pretty heavy stuff.

by PissSlayer November 29, 2019

teatarded

an unintelligent tea party or republican obstructionist; a word that sarah palin finds acceptable coming from a right-wing pundit but unacceptable coming from a spitfire dem.

Senator Shelby is teatarded for obstructing justice and blackmailing the country in order to get perks for his own state.

by whispurr February 11, 2010

Tetard

A person who is either a tiny bit or to much retarded.

That tetard really was having fun throwing those sticks at the wall.

by Tardwrangler_5000 July 12, 2018

Testarded

The coincidence where a person suddenly forgets everything he has learned in class during a test.
Also, the abnormal amount of stupid mistakes a student makes during an exam.

I missed 1+3 on the algebra test today, geez I am so testarded.

by nickthestick February 4, 2009

textard

or text-tard, or texting retard, someone who has trouble sending text messages from a cell phone key pad (makes many mistakes, takes a long time to send a message or a reply) or someone who sends a text message (usually personal and not to be disclosed) to the wrong person.

Joe is such a textard, every time i text him, he takes forever to send a reply.

Jill had a textard moment when she sent a picture of her bare ass to her dad instead of her boyfriend.

by shizzlehead January 5, 2007

Textarded

Retarded texter. Basically this could be any person who sends blank or incomplete texts or people who are completely slow at texting and also includes the severely textarded who won't even try or receive a text and don't even know what it is.

Bobby takes 4 hours sometimes to respond to a text. Sometimes he just sends me part of the text other times a text with nothing at all. He is so textarded!

by HAPPER November 2, 2008

teatard

someone who thinks a tiny tax increase is tyranny. Also, one who thinks the best way to protest what they see as wasteful spending is to waste their money by buying teabags and sending them to someone who will never see them, nor will they ever be opened by anyone.

My teacher is a teatard, he tried to get us to "teabag the white house" the whole class burst into laughter much to his confusion.

by Rocky775 June 29, 2009