or text-tard, or texting retard, someone who has trouble sending text messages from a cell phone key pad (makes many mistakes, takes a long time to send a message or a reply) or someone who sends a text message (usually personal and not to be disclosed) to the wrong person.
Joe is such a textard, every time i text him, he takes forever to send a reply.

Jill had a textard moment when she sent a picture of her bare ass to her dad instead of her boyfriend.
by shizzlehead January 3, 2007
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Retarded texter. Basically this could be any person who sends blank or incomplete texts or people who are completely slow at texting and also includes the severely textarded who won't even try or receive a text and don't even know what it is.
Bobby takes 4 hours sometimes to respond to a text. Sometimes he just sends me part of the text other times a text with nothing at all. He is so textarded!
by HAPPER September 22, 2008
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That perpetual state of idiocy my neighbor enters whenever he tries to text half assed, retarded messages on his iPhone that say absolutely nothing useful, but leave me feeling perplexed, depressed, and a little violated somehow.
"Hi George what's up? "
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?
by Quills13 February 27, 2014
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n. The combination of the words 'text' and 'retard'. Used to describe someone that will constantly use text-speak nearly to the point of you wanting to slap them several times for looking so unintelligent and all-around annoying. However, using frequent text language, with the acception of cell phones and actual text usage, does not make one a textard. To be a textard, they must use text-speak constantly for virtually every word in the sentence when it's unnecessary.
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RosesRed33: Hey, whats up?

Textard41: OMG liek hai!! omfg i saw teh awesomest moveh evar, it wuz amazin, cuz i went 2 teh 1 thtre w/ mah bf that wuz kool, rite??

RosesRed33: Ugh, will you please stop talking like a textard? It's really annoying.
by TheWhatGirl September 11, 2009
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The inability to text or difficultly using the cell phone to send and/or receive text
I texted my Mom, but I don't know if she got it, she's kinda textarded.
by Aly Gyrl October 26, 2008
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a) One who is retarded in the ways of modern texting, i.e not knowing the lingo, such as lmfao, lol, idk, etc.

b) One who does not know how to text at all.
Daughter: Idk, Mom, my bff Jill told me on me on the DL and I instantly lmfao.

Mom: *blank stare*

Daughter: You're so textarded, Mom.
by Gotta Luv It November 23, 2009
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a name you call someone that sends completely unreadable text messages that include stupid symbols like dollar signs and contain numbers, it takes 3 minutes to decipher one text message but during this time the retard your texting has already sent out five more messages of the same complexity. in order for you to succesfuly text back you must be as retarded as them or have a team of ten proffesional code breakers. while there textibg you unreadable messages you become extreamly mad and because of this asshole your days ruined. in order to tell them to shut up there one thing you can say that they will understand... stp txting me icnt undrstd u, tlk nrmly r STFU. this translates to stop texting me, i cant understand you, talk normaly or shut the fuck up.
bigdick511. hi emmily, hows your day!!!

XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. 8 ws rly gr8, i mt ths gy he wnts 2 go ot wth me. i sd ys . wr gng 2 the movys 2 c prnrml actvty!!!

bigdick511. im sick of you bieng a fucking retard talk normaly you spaz, no wonder why you failed english 2 times.

XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. u md me :( sa ur sry!!!

bigdick511. your so textarded...
your chat partner (bigdick511) has signed out.
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