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1. (n). An underage teen with whom you can have sex with.
2. (n). A teen with whom intercourse, perhaps indicative of the sexual persuasion, is possible and probable.
Hello John Boy! I was walking my dog like I do fortnightly and I happened to engage in intercourse of the sexual kind with a teenter.
teenter by ihatejiles April 14, 2010
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Half of a shot of alcohol, usually ordered in pairs as a shot split in two. Used to give oneself the false impression they are not drinking all that much.
Let's do shots! Don't worry, Monique, they're teensers, so you'll be fine for work at 6am!
teenser by whatdrink June 20, 2011

Tweenster 

Suburban white bread 5th and 6th graders, who think they know everything, and do not want to be referred to as "children".
-They have no real music tastes of their own, and just listen to what's on the weekly top 40 chart, because they think it makes them seem "cool".

- Frequently shop at stores like "Hollister" and "Aeropostal" with the 200 dollars their parents give them for clothing that they "need". These tweenies think it's cool to shop in the "teenager" stores, and buy all the size 0s and Xsmalls.

-They often have high priced electronic accessorys that no 10 year olds needs. Such as an "iPhone".

-Most have either Middle aged mothers who still think they're 20, or overweight, dumpy moms who try to live their life through their child.

-Warning! they will get extremely offended if you in any way imply that they are still a child.
Normal 10 year old- "Wanna go play with dolls?"
Tweenster 10 year old- "WTF no, dolls are for 9 year olds, stupid."
Tweenster by PseudonymixYah March 14, 2009
"Would you like some pie?...Just a teenser"
teenser by Adronna July 19, 2003
When twist someone's ballsack so hard and turn it into a Easter ball
I'm gonna teester you
Teester by thicc dicc42069 October 26, 2020

teenserv 

A discord server made in 2016. made for a subreddit called r/teenagers made in 2011. it has normally idiotic people such as grown men or total trainwreck'd teens. Your better off working at disney than teenserv
teen1: "Yo heard of teenserv?"
teen2: "Yeah! lets go check it out!"
grown ass man: "its my time to shine."
teen3: "Uwu I'm femboy!"
teen1: "hey babe wanna go out?"
teen3: "I'm a guy."
teen1: "I'm ending my life."
teenserv by sincyd April 10, 2021
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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