teebster
"The teebster shit his pants."
teebster by HarryBlazac February 15, 2008
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Teester
Teester by thicc dicc42069 October 26, 2020
teelster
(noun)
a) A mosy-ass mo'-fo' who always takes his time and backs out at the last minute citing manifold, often senseless or pathetic excuses.
b) An aloof asshole.
c) An awesome best friend.
a) A mosy-ass mo'-fo' who always takes his time and backs out at the last minute citing manifold, often senseless or pathetic excuses.
b) An aloof asshole.
c) An awesome best friend.
a) Damn, that teelster last night took his mosy-ass time getting ready and then told me his pet chickadee ate his shoes and his Dad told him he had to take care of it.
b) Damn that teelster. What an aloof asshole.
c) Damn, that teelster's a pretty cool cat.
b) Damn that teelster. What an aloof asshole.
c) Damn, that teelster's a pretty cool cat.
teelster by enigbiguous August 5, 2011
Teegster
Teegster by Digit573771 March 8, 2026
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