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When an illegal drug crew gets a new shipment and/or a new supplier, it is not uncommon for them to have one day where they give out "testers", essentially free samples that junkies will ultimately comment on the quality of. It ensures the dealers or not being ripped off by suppliers and can also cause some junkies to become loyal to that crew and their product. Junkies are often very excited for tester day, since it means a rare free high.
C'mon, we gotta get down to 53rd! The Felson crew is putting out testers today!
Tester by soe77 December 29, 2010
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testerical

Behaving crazed or unreasonably because of excessive levels of testosterone. Over reacting in an angry or jealous way.
Relax, Dick! You don't have to get all testerical on me!
testerical by sorrow jones December 6, 2010

toester strudel 

When a man ejaculates on a girls toes and sucks her toes after
Girl: I want you to make me a toester strudel
Guy: I’ve got the icing so lemme see those toes girl
toester strudel by Quacky September 9, 2020

Filthy Teeter 

A very dirty vagina. It smells terrible and keeps many guys away unless if they want diseases.... lots of diseases.... crabs.... aids.... ganaria.... super aids
I can't believe Joe slept with her she had a Filthy Teeter he should definitely get checked at the free clinic.
Filthy Teeter by x8MikeHunt69x April 13, 2009
Someone you should love very much!!!! He is my favorite purple flaming toester :)
Guys toester is here holy shit
Toester by carlo!! October 15, 2020

testeria 

An overwhelming combination of testosterone and hysteria when the only goal is to destroy the competition regardless of how stupid and dangerous your actions are.
When the point guard of the other team was taunting me, the testeria took over and I fouled the hell out of him.
testeria by Blue Devil of the Year October 2, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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